Hire Me

I offer erotica blurb and cover design gigs on fiverr. Here are my current gigs:

I will write the blurb for your erotica book

You’ve written your erotica story, but now you have to publish it and KDP has a box that you dread: Description.

Looks easy, doesn’t it? Just one little box with a 4,000 character limit. How hard could it be? You just wrote an entire story, for goodness’ sake!

Don’t panic. Copywriting is a completely different skillset to creating fiction, and I’m here to help you get that blurb in tip-top shape, whether you’ve already published and want to straighten out your catalogue, or you’d like to get it pitch-perfect before you publish for the first time.

Here’s the deal, then: I’ll write your erotica blurb for you, up to 150 words, for five bucks. It’s a steal. I’ll get it to you within one week.

You know you want to.

I will create an erotica ebook cover from your stock

We all know that writing isn’t easy, but it’s what you’re good at.

When you want to publish your short erotica stories, though, there’s a sticking point: you need a cover, and you need it to pass Amazon’s review process without getting Adult Filtered.

Tired of fighting with GIMP or the KDP Cover Creator? Come over here, let me worry about it for you.

I will take the stock image that you have the rights to, and turn it into an eBook cover. If your chosen image is likely to prove problematic in any way I will tell you before work begins, and we can cancel your order.

This gig requires that you provide me with a single image which you confirm that you own the rights to. The image must be larger than 1400×2100 at 300DPI.

I will design a single cover and provide you with a 700×1050 JPG – the correct ratio for Amazon KDP covers, and at a small enough filesize to minimise Delivery Costs. I do not provide a back cover or PSD file at this stage.

This gig includes a single revision if you would like a small alteration to the provided cover.